Is it the 70's all over again? The folks at Softer Ware [1] think that giving you Harder Ware is going to get you noticed. Uh, yeah! But is this really the kind of attention you want? "Yo, Perky! Yeah, you with the headlights on...come to daddy!" No freakin' thanks! (Can anything on a woman be real anymore? Jeez Louise!)

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