Is it the 70's all over again? The folks at Softer Ware think that giving you Harder Ware is going to get you noticed. Uh, yeah! But is this really the kind of attention you want? "Yo, Perky! Yeah, you with the headlights on...come to daddy!" No freakin' thanks! (Can anything on a woman be real anymore? Jeez Louise!)
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Hee hee. I remember see that on Sex in the City and thinking, what? why? I wear bras with a little padding to prevent that sort of thing. Anyway, I'm confused. Do you wear it over your real nip so that means you don't wear a bra? Site says "Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples." So if you don't put them over your natural nip, there's a chance of someone seeing a double nip? ... Eh, not for me.
1I was thinking about that SATC episode too. High beaming is gross. Just say no.
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"High beaming"
3You know not everyone can afford a proffesional nipple tweaker like J. Lo, so they have these for the common folk!!
4OMG this is hilarious... I actually have those!! I used to sell sextoys back in the day, and when I was at a convention (yes, dildos galore!) I actually got a pair for free as a promo! This was back in 2001. I still have them - the actual brand, same little black fake pouch. I saw the picture and just about died laughing, I had to excuse myself from work!!
By the way, they really do work... the convention was in Vegas, and I wore them out for a night with a friend, and let me TELL you how many eyes were glued to my chest. I have a rather large chest anyway, I was afraid I was going to put an eye out! We were in line for the roller coaster at New York New York, and ya know how the lines snake around, so you see the same people over and over again... This guy couldn't keep his eyes off. His girlfriend busted him and was PISSED off, so the next time around he said "put some tape on those things" trying to redeem himself. It was HILARIOUS!
5totally thought of the SATC episode with these... lol
6SATC... those were the days..sniff
7Have people lost their ever-lovin minds??
8This is a terrible product. Why would you want something like this??
9Unfortunately, I don't need those. I'm always "cold", even in 95 degree weather lol. I actually buy bras with hard cups and a little padding to prevent that look.
10OMG BECKY
11is this a good look??
12I GOT AMAZING LEVELS OF MALE ATTENTION FOR MY OWN "SPECIAL PURPOSES" read on . . .
This is a great TESTIMONIAL for your nipple enhancers. My boyfriend bought me a pair and I wear them when my husband and I are out with my boyfriend. Hubby has no idea I'm 'doing" his boss (my boyfriend) behind his back. Every guy in the bar (including, of course, my secret lover) was breaking their necks looking at my 38DD with nipples sticking out about on half inch. All the guys were looking and talking about little O' Me!! My husband was extremely intimidated, just what I wanted. Boyfriend and I had a FANTASTIC time and some real fun later!! Thanks Guys! I highly recommend these! Chrystal
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