How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now. So she's back to recite her newly revised and rehearsed answer to the question she flunked Friday night [0]. She also regurgitates a bunch of other prepared, pageant-style remarks to make us think she can do more than smile and nod. Sigh...