To make her point that you can teach kids that they can be sexual without taking their clothes off, this former schoolteacher declared that she was still a virgin at 56 in front of a crowd at the Texas Education Agency during what she thought was their sex-ed hearing. ("Technically" a virgin. What does that even mean?) How would she have linked these two things together? We may never know, because she was interrupted before she could go on. It turns out that the sex-education hearing was the day before. Ruh-roh! The term cringe-worthy may not be adequate to describe what you're about to see.