Global research site OnePoll.com asked 15,000 women from 20 countries to rate the men they've slept with based on their country of origin, and the results are in: Germans were ranked the world's worst lovers because of their rankness, Brits came in second because they're "lazy," and the Swedes were deemed "too quick to finish," finishing third in this list no man wants to be on.
I like a little natural body odor on my bedmates (it beats a dude who reeks of cheap cologne), so I'm not sure this list works for everyone. But lazy and too quick? These can't be positive attributes of any lover.
I love that, although there were reasons listed for why certain men sucked in bed, the men who were considered good in bed needed no explanation at all. To modify the first line of Tolstoy's Anna Karenina: "All happy families good lovers are alike; each unhappy family bad lover is unhappy bad in its his own way." To see the five best and worst international lovers list as well as to see how American men fared, read more.
Worst Lovers
1. Germany (because too many smell bad)
2. England (because they're lazy)
3. Sweden (because of premature ejaculation issues)
4. Holland (because they're over-dominant)
5. US (because they're too rough)
World's Best Lovers
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
Miss Sixty
Where's China on here? I might be biased because of Spacekatdude, but I'd give them high marks.
1Apparently, I'm married to a smelly German.
2Having been with a Spanish guy, I agreeeee.
3Having been with a Russian guy, I'm gonna need Spain to move down 1.
Goodness! After seeing THIS video, I would think that Argentina would be waaaaaaaaaaay up there!
http://www.oprah.com/media/20090826-tows-ali-nacho-polo
4Oh, Nacho Figueras!! Fuzzles, you're making me all hot and bothered. I just recently learned this guy was the Polo model! And who wouldn't love a man named NACHO.
5Whoa to that video. ^_^
6I think more than a few Tres readers will be having Nacho dreams tonight!
Your welcome.
7Thanks, SKG! You're awesome, too!
8Why am I suddenly craving Nachos?
9you know what's funny, when Diamond posted the Nacho Figueras link around 2PM... his search on google skyrocketed.
HAHA TOO HOT!!!!
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=nacho+figueras&date=2009-9-28&s...
10Is he seriously married to this lady/model?
http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/02.jpg
I'm gonna go to bed and cry my eyes out... LOL
11Did I say Diamond ?? Sorry, I meant to say Fuzzles... HAHAHA you can tell I post here so often!
12Thank you for introducing me to Nacho...!!!
13He's very deserving of a TresSugar crush-de-jour.
14Jojijoja-
I think that Oprah deserves that Nacho bounce on Google today. LOL I was just searching for a few recipe ideas and saw the polo story. Then, I saw the Nacho story. After I unstuck my tongue from the screen of my computer, and regained consciousness after hitting the floor, I felt the sisterly need to spread the Nacho lovin' to Tres and fellow readers!
15Hello Nacho... he reminds me of a spaniard I just had a fling with recently who by the way made me week in the knees by just looking at me. I wouldn't mind me some Nick and Martin either
16Isn't Sweden the country of sex? Now I'm not talking about love, just sex.
Italy is more a country of love.
17I am a french girl who lived in NYC for a couple of years: I dated while I was there, and I also found the american men to be rough. French men are much better!!!
18I have to agree with Ms.Wnetworth "Why I didn't go to Argentina when I was in college?!"
19Scots are better than Irish! And I've never tried Spanish or Brazilian but I'd put French and Argentine above Italian!
20Thank God I'm Braziliaaaannnn
*melts*
21I've had a couple of the South/Central American types and they were good, but the Irishman put them all to shame. Just thinking about him makes my toes curl...
22Ladies, you must have had a horrible American....we are gentle when need be and rough when desired....do not judge all of us.(diverse country) by a few over zealous losers
23hmm. i agree. based on my experience, (im not sayin ALL germans are that way, only one who ive had sex with for long years) i can say its right: no hygiene at all, dirty hands (I dont wanna imagine how many infections by being touched by terribly dirty hands!). It would all be solved by washing the hands often. But it seems like soap is not really used at all, so the hands are usually dirty, and really stinky to poop. The bed stinks 24 hours a day, with him or without him. The covers, pillows and sheets stink as you cant imagine. Even if today was "shower day" tomorrow the skin will stink again:S and i would add: my German experience tells me also that German men DO come as fastest as possible. I have never had sex with a German who lasts more than 10 minutes. I would add: selfish! completely egocentric. Never (not even once!) has the patience enough for waiting for me to have an orgasm. I ask for "give me 2 mins so i can orgasm, i will do it fast and soon". he says "no, i cant wait, i will come now"... That is extremely selfish. Their fantasies are also... too extreme-rough for my taste, and maybe not so normal... as i said, extreme... Sorry, but its true. Hopefully not all of them are that way. btw, all that i described up here doesnt mean i dont love him:) I do. all i did was accepting someone is selfish, fast and smelly durin sex, but some women love stinky men. so thats not a bad thing at all then=)
24ja, the most pathetic man in sex, i have ever met, is german. he is really a pathetic case. an extreme slave with no attitude or personality at all during sex. It was the most traumatizing sexual experience I ever had. He could not even get an erection. I feel like puking when I remember that day. Also extremely selfish, not caring about my pleasure at all!
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