Back in the 80s, the American Board of Education toyed with the cringe-worthy idea of having the Super Mario Brothers give a lesson in safe sex and this was their demo tape. First off, why is the board targeting young gamers-- a demographic that's too busy playing games at home to ever get out and play games with actual girls? Secondly, what's up with mushroom shaped testosterone and green speckled eggs and "condom boots"? Real educational. (I love that Luigi is the sexpert, though. It's about time he got some of Mario's spotlight.)









Antik Batik
Quai D'Orsay
Herve Leger
kids learn best from animation
remember GI JOE PSAs?? lol
1Wow, how bizarre, and ridiculously vague!! I'm sure the condom boots and hatching 'baby' dinosaur would clear up all the doubts for prepubescent kids.
2Oh my god, why the hell did I just watch that?
3Well I am pretty sure I can never have sex again after seeing that. I do NOT want any baby dinos!
4omg luigi's voice threw me off after mario; also, i think i might want condom boots! are they like a really, really big path for your feet?! lol
5
This reminds me off all the weird videos on sex that we watched in school.
6"Don't justa tell him Luigi, show him!" hahahaha creeepy.
7
OMG, I can't believe I watched that!
8SOO WERID
9omfg this was hilarious! I loved how they played the Zelda dungeon music when they started talking about teen pregnancy and STD's. Though I personally would have preferred to go through the day without having to see the effects of puberty on the male genitalia and testes...
10that was absolutely amazing.
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