As if the word cocktail isn't bad enough, drink names all sound like bad sex slang if you look at them long enough. And, I don't just mean the obvious ones like Sex on the Beach and Screaming Orgasm! I mean the genre of compulsively disgusting and predictably offensive sex slang that all men who've ever been 17 seem so familiar with. I think it's like required reading in freshman dorms!
Here are 15 drinks to rival the tackiest slang. Who knows, we all might be 17-year-old boys!
- Golden Dream
- Sheriff of Nottingham
- Salty Dog
- Cape Codder
- Skinny Pirate
To see the other 10 and add your own, read more.
- El Presidente
- Blackout Grin
- Stinger
- Harvey Wallbanger
- Kensington Court Special
- Yorsch
- Cactus Jack
- Glogg
- Evening Prayer
- Italian Sunset
What am I missing?
Source: Flickr User Alykat
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Tory Burch
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With few exceptions, this article and list seems like much ado about nothing. Or, as Tom Lehrer put it "...when properly viewed, everything is lewd." Even Harvey Wallbanger isn't do much about sex as it is getting so drunk you can't see straight. If guys get *that* smashed, even they don't remember the performance, and who wants that?
1I agree, this is a real stretch.
2I don't know about some of these... I think your mind is in the gutter
3Wow, this is a stretch. My mind is usually in the gutter, and I can't make most of these sound sexual at all.
Stop trying so hard.
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