In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, we thought we'd revive an old post and throw these pirate pick-up lines yarrr way. Enjoy!
Pick-up lines are usually weak and ineffective, but have you been approached by a pirate lately? Those pirates really know how to work what they got and I must admit, a few of these lines are so wrong and absurd, they strike me funny bone and almost hook me interest. Here arrrrrrrre a few:
- I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
- Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
- Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
- Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
- So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
- You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
- Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
- See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, baby.
- Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
- Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.









Alberta Ferretti
Donna Karan
Bottega Veneta
ahaha. those are silly
1I especially like the 'poop deck' one, that made me giggle.
2Haha! The first one is funny.
3lol! Love it!
4Nice, I'm sending this link to my friend who insists on dressing as a pirate every Halloween. Now she'll at least have some good pick up lines.
5Nice. Love the poopdeck one.
6arr... wonderous booty. lol
7Those are hilarious! I like the last one best.
8"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" I'm gonna have to use this somehow. You kill me giggle.
9Ahahahahahahaha!
10"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."
Me fav!
11todays my birthday, my bf called me with a pirate birthday wish.
12Hooray for Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!!
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