Introducing "Chocolate Rain"--not to be confused with Purple Rain [1]. (As if!) The amateur Tay Zonday is about as far away from Prince as anyone could be. In this bizarre video, he sings into the mic as if it has cooties, his voice does not match his appearance (dubbed?), and you're too busy trying to figure out what the heck is going on to really take in the strange lyrics. Not sure if I can handle a second viewing, though, so maybe you guys could help a Giggle out? WTF?!