Introducing "Chocolate Rain"--not to be confused with Purple Rain. (As if!) The amateur Tay Zonday is about as far away from Prince as anyone could be. In this bizarre video, he sings into the mic as if it has cooties, his voice does not match his appearance (dubbed?), and you're too busy trying to figure out what the heck is going on to really take in the strange lyrics. Not sure if I can handle a second viewing, though, so maybe you guys could help a Giggle out? WTF?!
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speechless...
1appearances are deceiving...
2wtf is wrong with this guy
3Why does he keep moving his head away from the mic?Very annoying video overall
4HitThat--As Tay lets us know in a subtitle: "I move away from the mic to breathe in..." Um, okay. Whatever you say!
5this is just strange...
6This really is one of the most bizarre and disturbing things I've ever heard. I'm sure he has a point, but I can't bear to listen again to try to figure out what it is.
7oh my!
8That was so creepy! He has crazy eyes
9so what exactly is chocolate rain?
10I couldn't even listen to the whole song it was getting on my nerves that much. I don't want to even talk about the crazy lyrics.
11WHA? I don't even know what to say.
12I am insanely affraid of this guy
Im goanna have nightmares tonight! 
13There is goanna be this dude with creepy eyes in my face gasping "CHOCOLATE RAIN" HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14seriously, this is very odd. wow. i really don't know what to say cause this has really disturbed the hell outta me. WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?
15Disturbing.
16Ummm yeah, sure. Whatever he said. And I guess I thank God that he wasn't gasping breath in during the song.
17
so weird, i couldn't wait till the end of the song, that guy's mouth and eyes are so
creepy
18CREEPY!!! I couldn't even bear to listen to it the whole way through. And what is with his skin??? It looks like he has a spray tan.
19HUH?
20Weird!!!! And yet still funny!
21Using you to fall back down again? GOD DAMN IT!!
22How many times can you say that phrase?! I never want to hear those two words in the same sentence again.
23that video left me slightly confused.
24Wow..I couldn't watch it all.. and i have no idea what he was saying..
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26Is chocolate rain like Yoohoo?
27best.song.ever
28bahahahahahahah
...if I NEVER hear that one again - I will be one lucky girl.
29i don't know if anyone listens to opie and anthony in the morning... they're based out of NYC but syndicated throughout the US and on XM satellite i think... they mock this song constantly, it's hysterical.
30i'm scared.
31Haha, I find it very funny to read this post a year and a half later.
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