Here's an ad for an automatic paper towel dispenser. Yes folks, someone came along and thought that tearing a pre-perforated piece of paper from its roll involved too much effort. The Towel-matic promises to "make your life a lot easier at home"-- because getting a paper towel really zaps the energy right out of you. The irony is that even after using the product, you still have to rip the paper from the roll yourself! Am missing something here?
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haha when u can push the button to wipe ur ass...then it will be a new feet lol lol
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2Aww you mean I actually have to still grab the paper towel and wipe my own hands? That's still too much work! I want the next version to do all that and my taxes!
3The only way I can find that possibly useful is when your hands are wet or something and you don't want to yuck up the rest of the roll. But it's still a waste of money.
4The invention is usless, that's a given. But anyone who buys this is crazy! I bet these things will cost something like $40.
5i like the way his accent kind sounds like he's say "half sh*t or full size sh*t"
6totally useless and uncalled for.
7Brought to you by P T Barnum... there's one born every minute!
8Wow.. that takes up way too much time.. when I go for a ptowel, it's because I've spilled crap all over the floor and need to wipe it up asap - before the cat comes over and laps it all up.
9Well know, just one more thing for the rich and lazy. No hard working real mature indivdual would ever waste money on that mess. If you feel you must buy one of these, then you are lazy. It's papertowels for goodness sake, paper people.
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