I'm all for going green to help save the environment, but I'm not sure the Earth Angel battery-free, hand crank vibrator will make a dent in the million ways the earth is going to pot. (I suppose that one less discarded battery that doesn't leak cadmium, lead or mercury into a landfill will add up eventually.)
The Earth Angel will vibrate for up to 30 minutes if you crank it for four, but I wonder if you'd still be in the mood having to work this hard to get it going. Also — did I mention it's close to 100 bucks?
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"The Earth Angel will vibrate for up to 30 minutes if you crank it for four"
Well hey if great grandma could churn that butter....
1ROFL!
It says on the website "100% Recyclable materials in product and packaging"...imagine chucking THAT in the recycling bin and someone having to sort it...paper or plastic?!
But really? 4 hours of cranking = 30 min of vibrator life? How long will it store said energy? That's like NOTHING.
Good thing hands don't need charging...
2margokhal. Four minutes of cranking! Not four hours.
3LOL! 4hrs. Oh that's rich. If it were for hours you'd end up with arms like a German Fraulein.
4LOL that is the dumbest vibrator. haha four hours. Cracking up.
5Laugh if you want, but when we're all living in a post-oil dystopia, the people who buy these will still be vibratin'.
6Oh LOL - sorry Tres! *rofl*
I totally read "hours" and not "minutes"...unfortunately I recently had a terrible experience with a hand crank radio/TV - had to crank it for like 3 hours to get something like an hour's worth of power! So I was totally believing the hours' work for minutes' payoff...but still! Time wasted!
Well, maybe this isn't all bad...I read more...
It's like 80 euros...what is that? $111.10 USD?? That is a LOT (at least to me) for something you've got to work to use...
BUT it can ALSO be charged using a 5v USB port!!! Hallelujah!!! You don't *have* to break your wrists after all!
And it was developed in Ireland...interesting. Luck o' the Irish, yes?
7what the hells cranking?!
8LOL, crazy.
9And what's more disturbing is that I now have that old song, Earth Angel stuck in my head and can't stop giggling at subtext. Oy.
10Screw that. Or rather, don't. I just use rechargeable batteries.
11Hi, my name is Dr. Sandor Gardos, I’m sex therapist and we actually carry this product on my company's site, MyPleasure.com – I’ve been reading everyone’s comments and I think the point most people are missing is that this is a very handy product even if you don't care about the fact that it is better for the environment. Virtually every woman I know has complained that a vibrator has gone dead at exactly the wrong time and most couples who play with toys know the frustration of reaching for something only to find the batteries are dead. Not to mention the times when carrying batteries with you is just not convenient and AC power is not available; camping anyone? To never have to worry about whether you picked up the right batteries, know where they are, can get to them in the heat of the moment, and know they are charged makes this product worthwhile, IMHO."
12I ALWAYS have batteries at my house, and it's not for the remote. So this thing is worthless.Get the Little Chroma Jimmy Jane. It lasts forever on one battery.
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