Play Who's Douchier! [2] Think you know who's douchier? Although many have tried to define the douchebag, he is much more than the sum of his tanorexic, spike-haired, gold jewelry wearin' parts. Like the Sasquatch, he is an elusive creature, with a "je ne sais douche" quality that cannot be pinned down. Play Who's Douchier? and see if you can figure out who deserves to be on Mt. Douchemore.