It's the invention we've all been waiting for — Comfort Wipe, the "sanitary paper extension arm and holder." I can understand if there are people who cannot, uh, reach for whatever reason, but who on earth is so averse to "disgusting and archaic" toilet paper that they need an 18-inch pole to throw TP away for them! Like other bloggers who have watched this again and again — looking for an Onion [1] logo or a sign that this is a joke on purpose — no go. This is for reals. My favorite line is something this copywriter must have gotten a medal for: "The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s.” Bwahahaha.