I asked you guys to come up with a woman's version of the douchebag rallying cry, "Bros before hos" — and you did not disappoint. What I lack in rhyming skills, you all made up for in wit and then some! Below are your ideas. Congrats on being creative and, in some cases, even respectful! (See that, bros? We hos rule.)
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there's also "chicks before dicks"
1but i opted for the besties before testes
since i'd never heard it before and it made me smile...
I like that Tres and other Sugars are taking comments and making them into posts
its
nice to see you guys are really interacting
2hahahaha that last one's fantastic... and i agree, mamasitamalita! i like when our comments reappear in posts
3Yeah I like chicks before dicks... I would never say any of these.
4Sorry, not really a fan of any of them. I like the classic chicks before dicks best, too.
5Besties before testes totally cracks me up.
6I always said chicks before dicks...but Beasties is a cute on too!
7i picked ladies before maties mainly because I made it up! haha
8I liked sistas before mistas and besties before testes. Cute.
But I'll never
actually USE these phrases.
9dolls is tres cute!
10chicks before dicks. although I don't think I've ever actually used it in real conversation as in "sorry, chicks before dicks, dude"
11i chose hoes before bros but i say it hoes over bros
12loooooooooooool @ besties before testes -SO funny!
13wooo besties before testes was my suggestion
it is funny- i love lasses before asses
too 
14Bestes before testes is HYSTERICAL.
15They're all pretty funny.
16Said Mates before dates but love them all !! That's really funny =)
17i LOVED "dolls before balls" and will be using it in my everyday life. But i agree..REALLY the best one is chicks before dicks.
18Chick B4 Dicks!
19Sorry but Chicks before Dicks sounds like some sleezy porn site!
20I would never say any of these things because I don't agree with the 'philosophy' (if you can call it that).
21Michelann, I agree!
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