We know the rallying cry of douchebags and knuckleheads everywhere: "Bros before hos!" This means that even though these guys will spend every waking moment trying to bag a "ho," ultimately, their bros are more important. I've heard the female rejoinder — "Chicks before dicks" — but I wonder if we could come up with a better one. Not a lot rhymes with "douches," "chodes," "nimrods" or "tools." Or maybe I'm just not good at rhyming. What's the woman's version of "bros before hos"?
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I always say "chicks before dicks". It just seems to work better.
1hahahaha Tres, chodes, I love it
not to sound like That Girl, but I try to not put down guys when I'm talking about how great my girls are.... friends first, losers later. that goes for both sexes
2Yeah - I don't say the "chicks befor dicks" thing. I think it sounds silly and there's no need. My girls are my girls and everyone that knows me knows that. I personally have mostly male friends but the few close female friends that I do have have stood the test of time. So have many of the males so I guess I am equal opportunity.
3Got to agree with Mama, here. I think misandry is something to avoid. Part of the reason girls are NOT chodes is because we have a better nature than this.
4That has a nice ring to it, mamasita.
5sistas before mistas
6I've heard Mates before Dates, at least it's not insulting. There really aren't too many rhymes... Dolls before Balls? Lasses before Asses? Venus before Penis? lol i'm not very good at this
7Weffie — you are good at this. Lasses before asses is awesome!
8I say "bros before hos" even though I'm a chick. And I believe that there's nothing wrong with putting your friends first for a while when you've just started dating someone. There are too many idiots who forget their friends when they start dating someone and then come running to them when the relationship ends. It's pathetic.
9oh my gosh Weffie those are hilarious!!
10I usually say chicks before dicks but lasses before asses is fantastic!
11I do quite enjoy lasses before asses, because it signifies the type of guy you're avoiding. Dolls before balls is pretty great, too.
12it is chicks before dicks; but i personally have more guy friends than female friends anyway and like bros before hoes lol.
13I'm with with the mystery poster, I say sistas before mistas
14I love sistas before mistas!
15Lasses Before Asses! I love it!
16Ladies before Maties?
17Girls before squirrels!!!
18Bows before Chodes.
19I always say hos before bros
20simple.
21chicks before dicks
These are all way better than anything I came up with!
22friends before mens
23IDK
women before semen
24Venus before Penis! hehe i like. ladies before maties is cute. so is the sistas before mistas. girl power.
25i say hoes over bros
26I say "Bros before hos" too even though I'm a girl, but I LOVE "sistas before mistas"! That's brilliant!
27my three favourites here:
lasses before asses
sisters before misters
bro's before ho's
i've heard of heaps of really crude ones eg: tits before sh*ts
ha x (that's pretty
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i've also heard guys say 'team testosterone!'
how about lipsticks before dipsticks?!
28or besties before testis! ha sorry
"Sisters before Misters" ya'll!
29these sayings are all cute, but why do we have to choose one sex over the other? can't we base our decisions on who to hang out with (or whatever) on who we have the best relationships with and bond the most with?
30i hate when my friends try to pull "chicks before dicks" and make me feel guilty for choosing to hang out with guys instead. like sorry, i just enjoy being with them better! they don't usually gossip, cut down other people, or act like b*tches. maybe i just need better girlfriends hah.
my fav has always been:
31besties before testies!!
i think i heard it on tv once....
32supersta- i just posted that one
gross but funny!! ha x
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