Who thought it was a good idea to have the words of a sleazy woman come out of the mouth of a leering pre-pubescent with a bad perm and purple clothes? Why, the producers of Kids, Incorporated. In this clip, we see children dancing to a song by Olivia Newton-John [1] about some woman who takes her date out to dinner and a movie and then proceeds to tell him what she really wants: "There's nothing left to talk about/Unless it's horizontally." At least they had the common sense to leave that line out...

(Thanks, This Just In! [2])