Who thought it was a good idea to have the words of a sleazy woman come out of the mouth of a leering pre-pubescent with a bad perm and purple clothes? Why, the producers of Kids, Incorporated. In this clip, we see children dancing to a song by Olivia Newton-John about some woman who takes her date out to dinner and a movie and then proceeds to tell him what she really wants: "There's nothing left to talk about/Unless it's horizontally." At least they had the common sense to leave that line out...
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haha she's so cute!
1but yeah, I agree. Not the best song for kids to be singing.
This is HILARIOUS!!
2I remember this so well.
3Now they took out some of the suggestive words, she didn't say "there's nothing else for us to say unless it's horizontally" I sang this song as a 12 year old all the time, it was a hit! I loved Kids Incorporated, even though I was a little old for it, I made my little brother watch it so I would have an excuse....did you check out Fergie, she was so little!
4That is so wrong.. haha
5OMG...I watched that and I had to be 6 or 7! That is so bad...no wonder where we get these crazy sex ideas: Kids Incorporated!
6Wow, I'd heard of them but never seen until now. I'm so glad the 80s are over.
7hahaha omg sooo cheesy. reminds me of Robin's music video in How I Met Your Mother
8K-I-D-S Kids incorporated K-I-D-S
Great. Thanks giggle for getting this theme song stuck in my head haha. funny video. I didn't really watch this, but it came on after a show I watched before school or on the weekends..it was either after Mr. Wizard, Encyclopedia Brown, or something ont he Disney channel. I can't remember which. I think it came on after Encyclopedia Brown though.
9Wow, I used to watch Kids Incorporated as a kid, that's incredible. And yeah, wrong song for kids to sing, but at the time, I remember singing it too, as well as other 80's songs that were just as chock full of innuendo (darling Nicky anyone?) and it sailed over my head then. Thanks for jogging the memory banks!
10haha, itsn't it funny how they incorporated the silloettes of the kids doing physical activites, such as jumping rope, joging, etc, trying to say they want to go to dinner then workout? lmao
11haha I remember this one, man I used to love this show
12lol, I loved that show when I was little
13Wow ... that's so wrong in so many ways.
14
let´s get in the Physical! 
15I assumed this song was about doing aerobics when I was little. But watching it now is super creepy.
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