Every once in a blue moon we get a dispatch from the Land Of Weird, aka "The Maury Povich Show," purveyor of bizarre phobias like pickle phobia and peach phobia. Now another weirdo comes out of the woodwork to give us...Cotton Phobia. I love how as soon as she reveals she's had a recurring nightmare about a man made of cotton balls, Maury, naturally, brings one out. Please don't become a therapist, Maury.
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this reminds me of a marketing project I did, complete with 10 minute Powerpoint presentation on a fictitious organization (Phobiphobia - Solving fear through the fear of fear) offering support for people with obscure and unusual phobias.
The focal example used in the presentation: Arachibutyrophobia. Or, simply, the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Probably fake, but made for a fun presentation!
The cottonball monster was scary, and kind of remindedm e of the Michelin man or the bit marshmellow monster from Ghostbusters :\
1aw, poor lady, why they are so rude with her? ok, it´s funny, but... oh well, do whatever you want, hahaha
2I don't want to laugh, but I just kind of have to, a little...
3Maury is one sick f***
4OMG WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!?
5other people's stupidity is funny, but not their suffering, MAURY!
Is this for real? How can these people be afraid of these things?!?
6That's horrible about that poor lady.
7oh man.
8what is wrong with people now a days?
COTTEN BALLS?
they're fluffy and cute.
jeesh.
That's too funny ... and really sad. One reason I don't watch those shows anymore, too. =P
9That show is so stupid. How can you be afraid of cotton balls? I have to admit that the cotton ball man was kind of creepy though.
10I hate this show.
11i almost got scared by the cotton ball man
12The woman could have been attacked by a cotton ball monster as a child or may have choked on a cotton ball and has developed a crippling fear when she's near cotton balls.
I wonder how she fares with cotton pads, or if it's just cotton balls.
13My best friend isn't afraid of cotton, but she also has a physical reaction to the feel of it. She can't open the seal on pill bottles, even with tweezers. Maury's an ass. I doubt that lady was faking it.
14Oh my God I totally hate cotton balls too, I wouldn't classify it as a "phobia" but I can't buy real cotton balls, I have to buy the synthetic ones. I also can't stand it if someone rubs their teeth with anything cloth, or a napkin. It makes me want to puke, I don't know why, I know it's so weird! Ew just thinking about it makes me all queasy!
15oh nooo, i HATE paper on teeth, realy i do i want to scream right now. I wonder if shees scared of cotton rounds?
16She said she had nightmares of being chased by a man made out of cotton.. So they make her nightmare come true? I hope they pay for her therapy after that one.
17I'm sorry, but i can't help but laugh! The dude in the cotton ball suit cracked me up!
18The that helped her looks vaguely familliar.
19Hypnosis helps
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I work in a podiatrist office and we have one patient in particular who is absolutely terrified of cotton balls so this isn't the first time I've ever heard of the phobia
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