
So technically, Stephen Colbert's already married, but we can dream. Stephen is a man of many talents. Not only does he star in his nightly comedy show, he's also a Sunday school teacher, and soon-to-be guest editor of Newsweek magazine. It's hard not to find a smart and funny man sexy, right? Is Stephen doing anything for you?









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MARRY! Steven Colbert is one of the sexiest men, ever. He's definitely the entire package.
1Marry! I love him!
2LOVE him!!
3He does nothing for me.
4I dont think he's hot or anything, but he is so funny and seems like a really genuine man! So defi marry!
5Marry - ahh how I love thee, Stephen Colbert
6I never really considered it, but he seems like a pretty cool guy.
7Marry! He's the perfect guy.
8Marry! He's not fall-over-myself gorgeous, but he's definite cute. And funny... and smart....
9Marry! GOD I LOVE HIM. He's just so... perfect.
10No dream of mine. He is funny and I like his show, but eeewwwwww.
11marry because he's hilarious
12and every day would be full of laughs
i looove him
YUCK!! Dump in a minute!
13Do, with a side of Amy Sedaris!
14Marry. My first choice would still be Jon Stewart but I love Stephen Colbert as well.
15DO! and marry. I love Stephen Colbert so much. i'm a sucker for smart and funny. I would also marry Jon Stewart in a heart beat. He is sexy as hell.
16Marry with a doubt! I just LOVE him!
17You should do a Jon Stewart one
Wow!! 70% at Marry?!?! Wasn't expecting that...
He would be pretty pleased about that...
Unfortunately, Colbert really isn't my type. Stewart on the other hand... Mmmm mmmm!!
18Marry! He's so adorable and funny.
19Um, do and then marry, I have a mad crush on this guy.
20Now, Jon Stewart is another story! Yum!
21Colbert is too poindexter for me.
normally, I hate these Do, Dump, or Marry things; since I like they are insulting, degrading, and disgusting; I absolutely luv Colbert - not only is he alreasy an attractive man, but the fact that he is also smart and funny makes him even sexier...
22oops; I meant "I think"...
23Too Pointdextor, are you joking? Stephen is yummy and bootylicious, and Stewart will be our flower girl.
24Marry and do often. He's funny, seems sweet.
25MARRY! When you grow old you want the guy who makes you laugh
26Walk in the park and eat ice cream with
27Do! He's already married!
28Stephen is gorgeous! That twinkle, behind those glasses! I'd do him in a heartbeat, but I'd just as happily marry him....
29I guess I am just not physically attracted to him because I think he is smart and funny.
Maybe its because I have never seen him out of "character".
30I have this image of him judging my sexual performance with a wag of the finger or a tip of the hat.
I would want him to stay in character.
31And have you seen his new Private Stephen shaved head? Kinda cute.
I daydream about him constantly! Almost daily I sigh a wistful sigh that I am not, and will never be married to Stephen Colbert.
But luckily for me, his wife shares him with us 4 nights a week. Oh yes, and we are all Mrs. Colbert:
32http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/76519/october-10-...
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