Knitted Trekkie Meerkats. [1]Have three cuter words ever been spoken in the history of the world? (OK, maybe they have, but this comes close.) For a meer few dollars, some knitting wizard will make one just for you. "All Meerkat Trekkies," we are told, "wear Federation emblems proudly on their chests and have their ranking stripes on their sleeves." Maybe there's a nerd in your life who needs one of these?