Oh man I get teased about alot of things...but the worst is for being a neat freak. My friends and family call me the Neat Nazi because I like things so clean. Oh and when I'm in the kitchen prepping for a party I sometimes tend to be a little bossy...

My BF teases me for going on missions. Like if I decide I want cookies, be warned anyone getting in the way between me and cookies!

My friends, family, and anyone who has ever known me teases me for not being able to find my way out of a shoe box.

I crave disgusting things sometimes, and everyone knows it. For example, the fake crab meat that you can buy in the grocery store seafood section...yeah, I love it. I have to hear it constantly from everyone.

My friends tease me relentlessly about my ability to talk nonstop & how my voice gets high-pitched when I am excited!

One of my good friend always asks if I am really a blonde under my brunette hair. I do have some 'huh?' moments.

My mom always calls me "Gracie" which is short for graceful b/c anyone that knows me, knows I'm not the least big graceful lol.

I get teased alot for being so gullible and for being a neatfreak......

well i am a huge klutz; i trip all the time, i am a "germ-a-phob", and i have an "evil" laugh...

LOL!!!

I am famous for messing up words when i don't think thru what i am going to say. I still get made fun of for something stupid i said like ten years ago by my husband and his brother.

i get teased about so many things at work! but it's always nice teasing... not awful teasing. i'm only 5 feet tall, so usually some short jokes are thrown around at my expense. and i laugh all the time - apparently i laugh at everything!

i get teased about being a perfectionist, and also my brothers constantly tease me about how i might have "turned a boy gay" in high school. i don't think it was me who did it, but let's just say i rejected him, and the next day he kissed his first boy.

I get teased about the size of my chest all the time. It's small...I acknowledge it, don't care and love being able to wear little tops with-out needing a bra!
Oh I've heard them all, pancake, wall...etc.

I can laugh about it now.

I get teased about being a nerd. I love math. If I go out to dinner or something with friends, the check always comes to me to be divided and calculate tax and tip. I've been called "math nerd" since 7th grade... so about 15 years. Its okay though, I like being a nerd.

I get teased for being really gullible and i also have a lot of blonde moments although i'm a brunette lol

My mom always says "Are you sure you're not a blonde?" Lol...I have many blonde moments haha.

i get teased for being book-smart but not common sense smart. my brothers always tell me "how can you be so smart yet so stupid?" uhhh, yeah thanks bro!

and then i get teased for being bossy and a feminist.

I get teased for how slow I eat. And where I work (an inner-city justice mission)

I get teased for how slow I eat. And where I work (an inner-city justice mission)

I get teased for always wanting to have an early dinner. 7pm on a weeknight is too late for me! Early bird gets the worm...

being so short. i'm 4'11... i hate short jokes, yet i love it cause i can get through a crowd really quick while everyone else gets stuck cause they cant fit in those small places. Oh and how i always date guys that are atleast 6 feet tall. And how much i like chicken. If i'm going out to eat with my brother he ask me, are you getting chicken tonight. whats wrong with chicken its so good.

Hmmmm..............the list is so long, how do I choose just a few?

I get teased for swearing like a sailor when I get frustrated. I also get teased for being anally organized in all areas except one, and that is my habit of using the trunk of my car as one big junk drawer..

How long it takes me to get ready, how long it takes me to do my nails, how every outfit must be perfect, and they also tease me that I'm such a girly-girl & how everything must be perfect..in my eyes. There are many more things I get teased about. Oh, the shock of hearing me cuss like a sailor, and the fact I can drink like a man three times my size and still carry myself with grace and control. There are still many more. This is just a taste of it.

oooh there's loads lol
the small chest
having loads of blonde moments lol
one of my friends said i should dye my hair blonde! (i'm not that serious though!!)
being so bossy, being stubborn (my mum does this)
having fat arms compared to other parts of my body
oooh the one i hate the most
having mona lisa eyebrows :s ewwwwwww

Oh, and this one is a biggie..how naive & trusting I can be at times. And another one: People also say I'm a trip..I swear most everyone I meet says that (I agree with that one so, I don't get offended. lol Another biggie is when I stand up in a rather direct way. Our friends always say, my hubby needs to keep a cheeseburger in his back pocket all the time..like I might be hypoglycemic. And one more thing, my friends always freak out when I stand up for my beliefs, myself, and loved ones..they are always shocked I'm not nice all the time. So, I get a lot of cr*p for that. Why is it I always get teased for this..when, everyone else can lose their temper occasionally and no one remembers. But, if I do it they don't cut me any slack. There is more..but it's starting to depress me.

Seriously, I am the QUEEN of blonde moments. I'm the one that's famous for the..."Where are my sunglasses, hun?" when the sunglasses are on top of my head. Yeah...and I still get teased for how I use to pretend I was a horse in elementary school by my BFF. Ugh...so embarassing.

totally with u beach barbie!
if i say something, i'm always bossy and stubborn
if someone else says something, its always convincing and smart
how does that work?!
can't i say something i belive in even if it goes against everyone's opinions?!
heck, what if i do think makeup is a waste of money!
sorry i just got carried away

i would have to go with being a germaphobe. i tend to wash my hands more than the average germaphobe.

i'm not a native english speaker but my accent is almost indistinguishable- usually people can tell i'm not from north america but assume i'm from some other english-speaking region.
that is.. until i get drunk and start speaking in a REALLY strong russian accent.
one memorable night, upon leaving a party with my boyfriend:
"we arrre camin'g back to yourrr bedroum, yes?"
it's still a memorable quote in his book, as much as his response: "who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend? actually, don't answer that. yes. yes, we are."

they used to tease me bout being overweight, bout wearing glasses, bout my name.....now i'm considered a thick, four-eyed diva named Dee!!....nowadays, i still get teased---more so for the fact that i can't keep a man....but whaddaya gonna do???

that picture's kinda gay

I get teased cuz I'm pretty big-boned (my hands are bigger than a lot of guys I know) and tall, and my boobs. Girls at work call me "cleavage" yea not very original... lol my one friend used to call me sasquatch til I got really drunk one night and started crying telling her how I used to get called that in middle school lol, so now she doesn't, which is really good hahaha

my husband teases me about getting excited and talking american on the phone , my friends used to tease me about wearing the world's weirdest outfits

I'm quite germaphobic and really paranoid about smelling bad and having BO. Thus my friends have taken to calling me smelly or telling me that my hands are dirty in order to see the look on my face!

Family : About the size of my chest ... which, by family standars, are BIG :s

Work : Stumbling on my words, mixing them up.

And just about anyone ... for having blonde moments!

Being dizty, obsession with organization and being on time.

I get teased about always being late and about being a good writer but a terrible editor. I often leave words out of sentences because my brain is moving onto the next thing and my fingers refuse to catch up.

I get teased all the time about my "freak attraction". All the most nerdy, geeky, losers are all over me. It's kinda funny actually. Among the most memorable people that liked me are: some guy with a really bad mullet, a guy that STILL picks his nose, and even the toll booth guy...to name a few.

A lot of times I don't remember people's faces. I get teased about that a lot. I might remember things like the inscription on their t-shirt or the print on their tie, but I have almost no idea if their hair was blond or red or whatever. It's pretty embarrassing. I once had to talk to one of my teachers regarding an exam, but as I entered the room full of people I had no idea which one of those people was him, although he had been teaching me for at least a month back then.

I also get teased about looking like a 17 year old, although I'm almost 24. Two weeks ago a cab driver made a remark about how excited I must have been that summer vacation had finally begun and he asked me what grade I was in. The truth is that I just got my MA degree, I have a job and I live with my boyfriend who sometimes calls me kiddo. .

And then I get teased about being like Elmo from Sesame Street because I like to dance & sing, I'm incredibly naive, I love children, cartoons, monsters, my laughter cracks everyone up, and mostly because my emotional and social skills are basically those of a 3 year old. And also because I'm small and cute. And its hard for me to shut up or stop laughing.

I get teased about how I talk that my bf's brother make fun of it and always says what did you say?what language was that?I hate him )

when I was younger- my glasses
Now- my teeth