I always thought the Army's don't-ask-don't-tell policy was really a turn-your-head policy. But no! It's more: let's investigate any rumors of gayness infiltrating the ranks. Lt. Dan Choi — West Point grad and Arabic translator who's served in Iraq — is the target of such an investigation. Allah knows Arabic translators aren't valuable in the Army!

Watch Jon Stewart hilariously take on the fallacy of the Army's logic with John Oliver on last night's episode of The Daily Show [1].