Hmm, my post was shortened.
I think I laughed a bit too hard at the headline that's cut off at the bottom, "911 Misunderstands 'Bear With Me' - Man is Mauled" (poor guy)
Well, if it's in the paper it must be true...right? Seriously who really reads these and takes them seriously? I especially love the bear with me headline.
Truth be told, they are the most interesting thing to stare at while you're waiting for the moron at wal-mart to ring you up. (sorry, not ALL people at wal-marts, just the ones at mine in
particular).
How easy would your job be if you just made up outrageous stories every day?
And the saddest part? They sell enough to stay in business.
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Good excuse for missing a day at work. "Sorry Boss, can't come in, I caught a virus from my computer." Classic.
1LoL
2I agree, the perfect excuse for missing work.
3Bar glasses help you see straight when you're drunk?
4Haha! "The World's Only Reliable Newspaper"
5Hmm, my post was shortened.
6I think I laughed a bit too hard at the headline that's cut off at the bottom, "911 Misunderstands 'Bear With Me' - Man is Mauled" (poor guy)
Well, if it's in the paper it must be true...right? Seriously who really reads these and takes them seriously? I especially love the bear with me headline.
7so lame, i cant believe ppl buy these.
8Truth be told, they are the most interesting thing to stare at while you're waiting for the moron at wal-mart to ring you up. (sorry, not ALL people at wal-marts, just the ones at mine in particular).
How easy would your job be if you just made up outrageous stories every day?
And the saddest part? They sell enough to stay in business.
9I think it would be so fun to be a writer for this paper!
10The public is gullible ... tis true, sadly. *shakes head*
11We're doooooomed.
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