Maybe Natalie Portman is just a good actress, but I would not want to be on her bad side. It's a good thing for Zach Galifianakis that this interview is fake. It must be in honor of Offend of a Feminist Week, because he manages to fake-offend Natalie, and her little dog, with every question. He starts off asking for her number — "It's private." "I know." — and works up to this: "If you shaved your head for V For Vendetta, did you also shave your . . ." (You get the picture!) Watch it if awkwardness doesn't offend you.