A Bloomington, MN, man is in stable condition in spite of falling off a bridge while pretending to fall. That's right: a 23-year-old man, after some drinking (surprise, surprise!), asked his friend to pull over to the emergency lane of a bridge over the Minnesota River so he could urinate.
He climbed over the ledge, looked over at his friend, and — while pretending to fall — actually fell. Police had to use a chair to retrieve the man 30 feet below the bridge since he was stuck in a marsh. Great to see tax dollars being put to good use!
Betty Jackson
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Thomas Pink
i heard about this the other day, some people are just stupid.
1We grow dumbasses right in these parts!
2Dumbass of the day! I love Très Sugar!
3When I was little my dad always pretend to push me off a cliff if I was standing on the edge!
4He's lucky his "pretend fall" didn't kill him. And major kudos to his friend who pulled over just so he can pee on the bridge. I wonder if his friend was intoxicated as well...
5So close to a Darwin Award.
6Idiot.
7good lord.
8dumbass
9Definitely a dumbass. I think some people should be forbidden from drinking. It's crazy.
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