What's worse than one mime? Two mimes! What's worse than two mimes? Two mimes who aren't really miming but rather wildly gesticulating or simulating an epileptic seizure. What's worse than two mimes who aren't really miming but rather wildly gesticulating or simulating an epileptic seizure? Two mimes who aren't really miming but rather wildly gesticulating or simulating an epileptic seizure and who also have a website [1] that's even worse than this performance. (Keep your eye on 5:20 and 5:39 — you'll be transformed forever.)