Online dating is all about navigating the cloudy waters of the dating pool to find the perfect romantic partner (or maybe casual sex and good conversation). Best of all, you can immediately avoid any of your personal deal breakers: say, long hair, smoking, or now, a penis less than seven inches long.
7orbetter.com "separates the men from the boys" so you can "concentrate on other qualities in a man without having to wonder if he has what it takes to make you happy."
Of course this is Internet dating — so you'll have to wait until your first date (or longer) to see if the inches given online match the truth!
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I'm sorry for the TMI, but my ex had a tiny penis and I was really upset at the idea that I was going to spend the rest of my life with someone who couldn't full-fill me.
After we broke up (unrelated to the penis size, but still with some relief on my part), I hooked up with my now-boyfriend, and I clearly remember the night we first kissed, I could feel his erection through our clothes, pushing into my stomach like a totem pole. I was soooooooooooo happy!!! Like a kid in a toy store!
3 years later, what gets me through the hard times, is the thought that he's got the prettiest, most perfect sized and most efficient penis I've ever encountered - AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET SMALL PERSONALITY QUIRKS GET IN THE WAY OF ME KEEPING THAT THING ALL TO MYSELF FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
So yay for websites that let you know that you're not in for 50 years of bedroom boredom. Because even if a large penis doesn't mean great sex, a small penis sure spells BAD SEX to me.
1This is utterly hilarious.
2Can't be a bad thing to be so open.
I don't know how useful this is, but it's pretty damn hilarious!
Except...how are they VERIFYING this information? Do guys send pictures of their penises and they measure them to make sure they're qualified to join the club???
Also...do they have a site like this for women with really large boobs? I guess a D-cup or higher or something...seems really lame if you're extremely selective like that.
3It's funny, but I wouldn't be able to take it seriously.
4Omg I think this is hilarious. There is nothing worse than a small penis and this gives men a chance to brag about their fav body part.
5What gets you through the "hard times," eh, Karlotta? (Yes, I'm 12 years old.)
6LOL - I'm so glad for that unintended pun. I'll use it again! Thanks Tres
7yes, it's good to know which men not to date, i'm terrified of big dicks.
8Wow! This is rich what ever happen to checken out the basket in a nice pair of tight jeans, lol.
9Gosh, you know - I find a really big penis painful, not awesome. I can't imagine liking the feel of something that large. But, you know, different strokes for different folks.
10Well, this site doesn't take girth into account. What's the use of a long but skinny penis??
11Sigh.
12I agree with bunny. No pencils!
13it's the skill not the size that matters to me. It's not a good experience to feel like you are stretched open. I aim for and truly appreciate average size and average length. But again, love making is about transcending through body and soul experience to show the deepest love you have for the other person not so much about the demonstration of technique or the sole enjoyment of sizes and forms. I appreciate my love ones' uniqueness and his specialness to me.
14Too funny! I would never buy into it, but I think it's hilarious.
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16what about a site for large vaginas?
17Thanks for the insight flippy...nothing worst than a big pussy cat.
18Ridiculous.
What's next a dating site for those no bigger than a size 6? Yes, I would be included (despite being married); but, I can guarantee that a whole portion of this site would be excluded.
19really funny,but it wouldn't matter to me either way if i'm in love
20Quite funny. Do you have to submit a photo or something?
21Yea, this belongs on the Sex page, not the News page. And, this is why combining these sites was a stupid idea.
22I think it's stupid.
Big dick does not always equal great in bed.
23I'd prefer someone who's a bit more average and really knows how to please a lady.
Really? This is what we are talking about? Brandy I am completely with you.
24I think this is a good idea because I dated a guy who was 8 inches and I couldn't handle the size. It was unbelievably painful. If there was a place for these 7+ inches guys to go to meet women who CAN manage it then more power to them!!
25Seriously? Men with big dicks are usually crappy lovers because they think they don't have to DO anything to satisfy their women....they figure that since they're hung like a horse, all they have to do is jump on and ride. I like my husband's average size a lot better...big enough to hit all the right spots, but not so large that he'll be cocky about it (sorry, I had to throw that one in there!).
26Totally agree, Sparklestar.
27this is mostly hilarious haha, but i doubt i'd get into it
28wow. um, i guess there was a need? seems odd. is it for gays too? i can't imagine very many woman would have that as THE deal breaker for a relationship. and then on your first date, don't you talk about what brought you together? the dinner conversation goes like this; "so, you have a really big dick. tell me about it" no thanks.
29I happen to believe, through experience, that size doesnt matter, so this website wouldnt do me any good.
30What the...
31I would say it's practical, if we didn't all know guys would lie.
If you cross-reference heights given voluntarily at the DMV and medical data, pretty much everyone gains an inch. I'm pretty sure this kind of optimism extends (pun intended) to other facets of growth, as well.
32HAHAHA. This site is hilarious. I can imagine that a lot of the guys on there are huge pricks(lol). Size matters but not that much. A woman can get just as much pleasure from an average sized penis than with the super sized one. I would be much more interested in the guy attached to the penis though.
33Wow to the first comment. But I think this is funny. It sounds like a porn website to me.
34i would just be afraid that any guy i met on there would think i was only after his penis and sex. and size doesn't always matter if the guy knows how to use it!
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