Just when you thought we were finished with the Christian Bale freakout [1] comes this genius music video for The Mae Shi [2]'s "R U Professional." The catchy dance number pays homage to the "swing kid with a violent streak" with excerpts from Bale's famous onset explosion and lyrics like "newsies will get you tonight!" The video features clips from his movies — including Bale eating a live snake and running naked with a chain saw — that kinda help you understand how the dude got so extreme.