I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message. "The most amazing, realistic and life-like companion you'll ever own!" "Just fill her with air and her body responds to your every touch." I love how one of Judy's attributes is that she's "accommodating." Talk about an understatement! When I look at Judy, I can't help but see, not this hottie with the taped on apron (which would totally come in handy for those frying-bacon-in-the-nude days I have occasionally), but rather Dennis Hopper's love doll in the creepfest River's Edge. Eeek! If you'd like to check out the entire ad, read more.
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Eeeeew! And what's with the Free 10 Day Trial!! They really want the dolls returned after people have "tried" them! Gross, gross, gross
1HA! So the female dolls gets to be all "Life-Like in Every Detail" while Mr. John doll here is.... um, what, exactly?
2amy. I, uh, was not expecting that in the comments. Please tell me Mr. John isn't part of your personal collection?
3Of course he is!
Just kidding. I was google image searching this Judy doll and came across John here! As far as I can tell, Judy is a sorry excuse for a doll!
4And to clarify: she's a sorry excuse for any type of doll.
5Where's his John-Son?
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7Well? What good is his ass with out it...
8Haha, Gkitty. Talk about useless! Maybe as a flotation device in the pool?
9Maybe...I would drown. 'cause I would grab for the john-son and it would't be there!! (repressed memory)
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