Richard Cohen claims that he used to be gay, and that now that he's done weird sh*t like hug men who act as father figures (you know, just to be "close") and beat on pillows pretending he's striking his mom, it's all good and he doesn't like dudes anymore. Sorry, Richard, but you're an ex-gay the way I am an ex-nachos eater. I could say that, but if I passed by a gleaming plate full of tortilla chips, loaded with salsa, guacamole, and maybe even jalapenos, and "had a taste," you can bet I would feel a sexual strong connection to them. It's just the way I'm wired, and I'm OK with that.


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