I'd like to think I know a thing or two about sex and erogenous zones on males and females, but over the weekend I heard a new term that made me scratch my head — sweater kittens. For those of you in the dark with me, it's an affectionate nickname for a woman's breasts. You can use your imagination as to why they're called that, but it got me thinking about using cutesy names for your private parts. A friend of mine calls a guy's business "twig and berries," and I've also heard the term "bits and pieces" thrown around. Tell me, are you into using nicknames for your private parts, or do you think it's completely immature?









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Here's anothe one for ya - it's not exactly "cutesy" but its pretty odd - "upstairs jello". Ha! I heard a guy use that one a few weekends ago and found it pretty hilarious.
1okay this is from a movie.. superbad i think...?
2but now i must refer to my breasts as 'warlocks' hahahha
The Minnesota Twins!
3LoL! Twig and berries. Used to refer to them as they they were another person. "Junior" lol. Used in a sentence: "Junior's happy!" Hahah...
4I don't really use "cutesy" names but if need be.. I don't hate the use of "junk" for all those parts:p.
5I dunno...I think it's kind of immature. It reminds me of second grade when boys had "wieners" and girls didn't. C'mon, let's grow up; we're adults now. What's wrong with the words penis, vagina, breasts, etc.?
6For some reason, and I can't recall why exactly... I started referring to vaginas as "The Ginger Snap."
Again, don't know why. But it has stuck for about 10 years now.
7Ha ha, we use bajingo for vagina, like Eliot in Scrubs does. We do refer to it by it's proper name in certain contexts, but I don't think it's a maturity thing, more of a term of endearment. Like using a nickname instead of SO's full name.
8A friend of mine used to babysit for a girl who liked to play outside and would frequently refuse to wear underwear (she was about 3), at which her grandmother would yell out the window "Megan! You're going to get grass up your hoosey!"
Hoosey's always kind of stuck as the pet name for vagina ever since then..
9I was watching the 2nd season of America's Next Top Model today and one of the girls was talking about her vagina and referred to it as her private party. I thought that was a good one. My bf jokes around and calls my vagina vajayjay and I call his penis by it's proper name. I never call my breasts breasts, they are boobs to me.
10sweater kittens LOL.
11Spectra, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
12I think it's hilarious and creative. Just don't call it a "bajingo" at the doctor's!
13Ummmm no I don't...
14I don't have pet names for private parts - we're adults, we have penises and vaginas. A lot of the time half of these pet names people don't even know what they're *actually* referring to, so I don't like them.
But on my fun side, I do really like Dane Cook's reference to guy's parts as "cash and prizes" in one of his jokes!
15I guess it can be funny, but I can't think of a time I've ever actually used a cutesy name.
16ma lady bits. lol
17Down there is my "punani" although I have no idea where it comes from. Sometimes I call it a "kitty"
I love "sweater kittens"!! My kittens are meowing right now.....
I don't really have any nicknames for a guy's parts. But on a random aside, I could never get myself to buy a dress by the label "T-Bags" b/c the association was just too gross for me!!!
18sure, i did this with my first boyfriend. but now? nah. i think we're all grown ups.
19I say "Lady Parts." Sometimes I refer to my boobs as "The Girls." For mens bits I just use Dick, Wang or Balls. Nothing too out of the ordinary there.
20I hate those "cute" names! I didn't use them as a kid, and I definitely won't use them now that I'm an adult.
21when you reach a certain point, naming parts is just immature.
22I think those names are cute. As long as they are used in private.
23This weekend the H and I coined the term “business district.” Heh. And I’ve been known to refer to vaginas as “Virginia Woolf” and “treasure box.” But those are just one-time things, I don’t actually use the names.
For some reason I don’t mind nicknames for crotch-parts. But I really hate nicknames for breasts. It’s possibly because I’m very large-busted and I’m sensitive about that part of me.
24I once called my vagina "Geraldine" ...don't ask me why.
25I have called my breasts Mary Kate and Ashley before. We don't have long standing nicknames for each other's parts though.
Of course it sounds immature in a rational setting. But when you're alone and naked with your sweetie, it can increase your intimacy, plus make you laugh more.
26Yeah, I agree with austerity - if it gives you both a laugh, then go for it.
"Vajayjay" always cracks me up.
27My vagina is called Amanda, and my maidenhead is called Tarquin
28I personally use "yan yan" . I think it has a nice ring to it.
haha!
29haha me and the girls have funny names for just about everything... maybe we just have an immature sense of humour haha! vagina is- foof or fufu... penises get described as different chocolate bars depending on size... for example, lion bar...or curly wurly haha (english choco bars haha)... boobs are just boobs. i like stupid names, makes everything more fun
30I call my penis my penis and my breasts my breasts, if you use names, stupid at best, other then the proper medical terms to refer to your private parts, you might as well use different names for your furniture, walls, windows, appliances, maybe even food.
31TO ME:
32My penis is my dick. Then I have balls.
Then I just call it a vagina and boobs.
Sometimes it's funny, but I'd rater not hear about nicknames. If anyone makes me laugh in the bedroom it will ruin the moment. Besides makes me feel like theres more than just the two of us in the bedroom along with billybob or bojangles or something. Some serious sexy talk would be better for a romantic outcome. I had a friend who nicknamed her stomach once. She used to say Jane made her pull into a MacDonalds drive through. Who could kiss her while Jame was looking? I think Jane scared the some good men away.
33I've always thought sex was funny, and anything that increased the humor made it more fun. A Spanish girlfriend of mine used to call her genitalia her "p'choch." I laughed so hard when I first heard her use that term that I almost had an orgasm. That name has stuck for me.
34My boyfriend and i like to have a good laugh while we are in the moment and one day we nicknamed his penis Rufus after the naked mole rat on Kim Possible cuz its just funny and fun.
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