It pains me to post this video. It chronicles a particularly embarrassing moment in the life of this tiny toity here who is doing his damnedest to have sexy-times with a completely uninterested shoe. He was the little turtle who could. Only, he couldn't. Sad.
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That's weird. I didn't know turtles could make that kind of noise.
1Aww! He's trying so hard!
2I've watched the discovery channel and the noises those things make when mating creep me out! I don't know why... it's just so weird... I guess that means they're enjoying themselves?
3I just can't believe turtles make that noise!
4haha poor fella!
5Toe NAIL!
6Ew...why would you film this and giggle?
LOL fuzzles.
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