Rep. Gregory White, Democrat from New Hampshire, is really, really sorry for what he's about to do. So he apologizes to his wife, his constituents, and to his children, who are soon going to be privy to his sexual fetishes. Well, you can't say this prepology isn't unique! And now, I must prepologize to my stomach for the nachos with sour cream, extra jalapenos, and hot sauce I am about to inflict on it. (Can we still be friends?)