"Sheesh, can a teenage girl have some privacy around here? I have a big audition at The Garden of Eden tonight, Dad, and you're hogging my pole. It's amateur night, I've gotta really bring it, so could you please wipe your balding dad cooties off it and am-scray? Thanks." (On another note, you realize the true skill it takes to work one of these when you see this guy do it.)



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