
I keep hearing calls to retire the word "douchebag" because it's played out or overused. (Here and here, for example.) Really? So is the word "the," but we still need it! I mean, with people like Nikki Sixx and Spencer Pratt around, we have to have a word that adequately signifies a thing that's really bad for women. I plan on still using it, but if we had to, what's the best replacement for "douchebag"?









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1I think douchebag is one of a kind and not over at all. "Pratt" is such a monster douchebag that he's in a category all his own.
I had no idea Nikki Sixx fit into the category. Shows how long it's been since I paid attention to the Crue.
2Greggie, check out the link attached to Nikki's name. We're talking epic douchelord/nimrod/shmuck-face.
3i think that the ndw term should be barbara
here is a demonsttration photo i amde:: http://i43.tinypic.com/308csxi.jpg
4chris brown and turd burglar come to mind..
5lol Pratt!! he's gross!
6Oh Giggle, don't make me choose. I like the oldfashioned nimrod and pratt, but voted for wanker cause I used that in college for all those intellectual boys in black turtlenecks.
7douchebag is too amazing to be replaced. but i think assface comes in a close second as far as humor in a condescending word..
8The only other words I actually use to refer to someone disagreeable are 'dipsh*t' and 'jackass'. I did hear my boyfriend use the term 'asshat' for the first this weekend, and I thought it was hilarious, esp. coming from him.
9For the love of greatness, can we PLEASE KEEP Douchebag!!! There is no replacing that word!!!
10I voted for asshat but I usually use toolbox instead of tool.
11ASSCLOWN! lol
12I use assclown and asshat a lot
13lol! assclown!
14I'd personally like to use all of those words when describing a douchebag.
15there was an article i read over the summer i think discussing the need to find a linguistically pleasing word to replace douchebag because that is its secret power: it feels good to say even though it may be said too often. the funniest reply i saw to the posting was "twatwaffle" which is also really really fun to say.
otherwise i also enjoy asshat.
16I've grown quite fond of the term "asshat"...and the imagery is hilarious lol.
17Nope. I like douchbag just fine. It just says so much in douchbaggery actions!
18lol yeokr! Twatwaffle! rofl
19im not ready to retire douchebag. sometimes i just say douche for short. if i had to choose another work id say tool, but only if i had to!
20hahaha pratt!! just caught that. i also like he words blowhard and prick
21Dickface and f*ckt@rd are great as well
22ass clown for me.
23I love pratt! that's a good one. "he's such a pratt" lol! love it!
24tool and wanker or wankah as I say it, are high on the list for me =)
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