Are you insufferably exuberant? Do you beam if a stranger so much as looks your way? Do you see the silver lining in even awful situations? Well, there's help for you. The FDA has recently approved a new depressant called Despondex. Although alternative natural treatments exist (watching too much television, eating crap, and not exercising), why work at depression when you can just get it in a pill?


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