Having trouble picking up chicks in the woods? Are there days when a six-pack, a whip, and a gram of cocaine still don't help you get a date? This awesome video will give you some great tips for seducing that special someone so that you can awkwardly feel them up in the corner booth of a restaurant! Because we know nothing says "romantic" like public groping. (And bonus for the ladies: Show him you're comfortable with your sexuality by gyrating for him in a Melanie Griffith in Working Girl sweater dress. It's time to put away the mind for business and pull out the bod for sin. Rrrroew!)









No Romeo
Patrizia Pepe
COUTURE COUTURE
Best advice ever... "Until you really get to know a person, you have no idea what they are like."
1So true, so true.
I know, right, fishay? However would we have known?
2The public groping was pure GOLD!
3Is the bath guy getting a sponge bath?
4Is the guy at 1:57 wearing a woman's hat?
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