Totally Tacky Sex Toys: A Valentine's Day Guide
When I was a kid, a trip to the mall was not complete without a visit to Spencer's Gifts, home of all things tacky and strange. I particularly liked its "Adults-Only" section, which seemed, ironically, to house sex toys that seemed invented by children. Edible undies? Glow-in-the-dark handcuffs? Even then, my innocent little brain was all "WTF?!" It still boggles my mind that "special sex night" for some people might involve a visit to Spencer's and other such venues. So just for you, dear readers, I braved the wild, wild world of tacky sex toys and products on the Internet, and brought back products dumb and unsexy enough to inspire you never to have sex again. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Ernest Jones
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Anything edible that goes on your body is gross.
1Some of those things I'd take as a joke and some I'd just stare at and not know what to think.
2I go to spencers sometimes.
I like to surprise my hubby with different things!
3I guess it just depends on your sex life with your partner?
The edible panites were a bad idea...but we had a good laugh!
edible boobie tassles?
what if he bites too much? It's a disaster waiting to happen.
4Ick! That picture set off my phobia.
5hahahha omg thats so weird.
6I think I will try to recommend this post to my friends and family, cuz it's really helpful.
7Да уж...
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