Since Valentine's Day is just two weeks away, I'm thrilled that Patty Brisben is back to teach us a few things about how to weather this holiday made for lovers, no matter what your relationship status is. I hope her first tip resonated with you, and if you want to see what she has to say today, simply read more.
Spoil yourself! Buy yourself that new Spring edition designer purse or shoes you've been ogling online or something else that will freshen up your wardrobe and make you feel sexy!
To see all of Patty's tips, click here.
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1More for advice for the 'miserable' single women.
@_@ Are you serious?!!
I don't think *anyone* will survive going into serious debt buying useless Things We Don't Need - especially with this economic meltdown/crisis? Unless you have a sugar daddy buying it FOR you...
2Oh good! And is the next tip going to be to hang out with our single girlfriends? Gosh, these are just SOOOOOO innovative!
3Let me guess...tip number three is flirt with the next cute guy you see, you desperate single hos!
Gimme a break.
4Just because it'll be Valentine's Day doesn't mean I'm going to have the money. There's a reason I haven't bought those things yet: I'm a broke joke.
5jazzytummy, yours might be up before mine! After all, finding a man is WAY more important than what you do if you're so miserably unacceptable that you can't!
6LOL chatondeneige! We should have a pool for guessing the next 12 tips.
Lemme throw in a couple-
1. Get a pedicure/manicure.
72. Buy yourself some bath products and soak your loneliness away.
3. Go to an upbeat romantic comedy that will almost certainly make you feel worse that you are single.
4. Eat a whole box of chocolates, so then you can feel terrible about yourself. You may meet a cute guy at the gym while you are working it off!
5.Spend time with friends and family that love you (that is, IF they still love you given that you are single and all)
6. Take a day trip to a winery, or, if there is not one close, the nearest bar and pound a few with the rest of the losers.
7. Call the florist and send yourself a dozen red roses...hey, florists have to eat too, you know.
8. Put a flaming pile of dog poo in your ex's mailbox. Ok, probably not a real tip on sugar, but most likely the one that will bring a smile to your face.
Heres a tip: just ignore it all. Go about the day like it's any other day.
8Tis what I did when I was single, and it's what I'm going to be doing now.
my tip is just grab any guy who wants to get married, get married in Vegas then go through the process to get your marriage annulment. As the saying goes, "whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"
That would be awesome and ideal for me... excellent, superb and the best thing that could happen to me on Feb 14, 2009!
9jazzytummy, like your tips! Yey for the single ladies. I loved being single and I never wanted it to end. Then I met somebody who made me laugh and I giggled myself right into a wedding dress. Tip from married me: don't get laughed into a wedding dress single gals.
10Ugh. Stupidest holiday ever. And I'm happily married.
But heck, I might just go buy new shoes for funsies.
11Who cares about v-day. I'm not single but my boyfriend is so CHEAP that he scheduled our date for the 13th. I'm breaking up with him because this is not how I want to be treated. On V-day I'm going to my friend's singles party!!!
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