I love Stilton blue cheese as much as the next gal, but do I want to smell like it? Hell to the no. Yet somehow, the Stilton Cheese Makers Association thinks Eau de Stilton [1] is going to encourage people to sprinkle Stilton on everything--including their pulse points. Just my two cents, guys: No one wants to smell like dirty gym socks. (Here's Yum [2]'s take on it.)