a guy once came over to hit on me (after hitting on my friend for a long while without realizing we were friends) and the only thing he could come up with to say is "you have a great ass"

and immediately i knew he was so bullsh*t (as if i didn't know before) because i a) don't really have a great ass. it's small and flat. b) i have a huge rack and nice legs, both of which were showing (it was summer, i had on a mini skirt and a tank top) and my ass didn't even look particularly good in the skirt either....so i was thinking to myself, look buddy, obviously you didn't even look at me before you waltzed over here, so go away now!

oh yah and so the point of my story is, if he needed to comment so badly on SOMETHING/ANYTHING to get my attention/pick me apart based on my various features, he certainly didn't pick the right body part to go for

On a first date with a very nice but very dull man, the awkward, forced conversation ground to a halt. In an apparent dating "Hail Mary" move to save our future together, the gent suddenly leaned over his fajitas and said, "I'm just going to put this out there. I have a lot to offer. I make over $100,000 per year. I have a condo on the beach. I...I drive an Audi!"
I was taken aback but managed to end the night gracefully. My friends still use "I drive an Audi!" as one of our inside-joke-catchphrases when describing some poor desperate sap.

"hey girl, can you get us both a drink? I lost my wallet." he was for real.

ha ha, skigurl, that's really funny! I would have had the same reaction. Poor logic always bothers me.

"do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again."
sooooo tacky!

My all time favorite:

I was out with a group of friends and one of my friend's boyfriend, had his best friend there. During the night, the guy came up to me and said.. "I've always wanted to make it with a black girl, an asian girl, and a hispanic girl. So you're all of my fantasies in one package"

Suffice to say, I was not amused nor interested

A guy came up to me at the bar, put his hand in my drink, took a piece of ice, threw it on the floor and said, "now that the ice is broken....."

He asked me if I liked his twin brother, who was quite some distance away...

This one guy came up to me and started talking to me, but was clearly staring at my breasts the whole time. Once he finally made it up to my face (mind you, about 5 minutes later), he stopped himself and said, "Are you Jewish?" Now yes, I am Jewish and yes, I fit the stereotype that my nose is slightly larger than normal, but is that really something you want to bring up when you're trying to get my number?! I think not.

Omg, sundaygreen, that is awful!! What'd you do when he did that?

My worst was yelled out at me. I was wearing a green dress on NYE and this guy hollared at me, "Green dress, green dress, you should be on a Christmas tree!" I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me, trying to be funny, drunk or a combination of the three. :/

I always get, "Are you a real blonde?"

I was in a Starbucks in Paris, ordering my drink, 'a tall americano' and the guy behind me goes in a heavy French accent 'So you like tall Americans?'

My girl friend and I were at a club chatting and these 2 guys came up to us. One guy said, "My friend and me want to say hi to you guys. Is that coo' with you?" (He couldn't seem to pronounce "cool" correctly.) What I wanted to say was, "What a stupid way to say hi!"

"I love Asian women."

Me and my friend walked by this one guy and he was like "you dropped something" and im like no i didnt so he says "you dropped my heart cuz you're so beautiful" haha lame and it doesn't even make sense.

The worst pickup attempts are when men just grab you. Don't even bother to use a line, just touch you or pull you toward them. So inappropriate and creepy.

lol Jude C... I like to respond to "I love Asian Men" with those.

Speaking of which... I need to go back to watching Boys Before Flower the Korean version.

I'm asian...so any kind of line that has to do with respecting the asian culture or cuisine is LAME and usually disgusting. I once heard, "Hey baby, I feel like eating Japanese" with a wink, wink and a sly grin. ICK!

My favorite line used on me was when I befriended another vendor at a trade show I was working and we decided to have dinner and drinks after the show. He told me he had a rental car so he would give me a ride back to my hotel. He seemed like a decent guy so I didn't really worry too much about it. We had a nice time and there wasn't much flirting going on so later on when I said I was ready to get a ride back to my hotel, I didn't expect him to say, "So are you sure you want that ride now, or do you want it tomorrow morning?" Well, I started laughing my ass off. He started chuckling and said that he at least had to try. So he just took me back to my hotel and that was that. Of course, I gave him crap for it the next day. But he took it in stride and was a pretty decent guy overall.

I have a lot.... but I think my two favorite would be
"Girl you look like a tall glass of ice cold water, and you know what? I'm thirsty."
and
"Hey, you dropped something!" (I turn around and look and say "What?")
"My number!"
haha... def did not bother with either of them

"Will you go out with me?"

Me: okay, where? hahaha...

I can not understand the fascination with the following phrase... "you are beautiful, are you married?" Do you know how many times I've heard that.
First of all, I'm not unattractive, but I would never consider myself in the "beautiful" category.. but thank you for the momentary morale booster.. and secondly, is that supposed to make me drop what I'm doing and start talking to you. I'm not married, but I live with my BF, such a long response.. so now I just respond, "almost" or "just about"... and turn and walk the other way.. it's annoying.

i was line dancing at a country bar where the dancefloor is sunken and the rest of the bar is 3 steps up with a railing around it where people often stand and watch the people dancing.
i was leaving the dancefloor to get a drink and this guy comes up to me and says 'youre a really good dancer' to which i replied 'thank you'. he then proceeded to blurt out 'what would you say if i told you i've been watching you all night?'

.... honestly??

ps, latte, that is the BEST one i have ever heard. i am cracking up.
that line sounds like something from the movie 'elf'

I would say the all time worst is "I like your pants" and "Do I know from somewhere?"

ella1978 - i also hate that. i had a guy ask me that in hawaii on vacation with my family, walking with my little sister...i was about 18 and she was 11...he first asked if we were TWINS (she's 7 years younger than me) and then asked "are you married?" while looking at my class ring on my right hand...are you an idiot?

Does anyone remember the "Is it Real or is it Memorex?" commercials? Well, yeah, that line was used. While it was corny, I must admit it gave me an ego boost that day.

When I lived in the dorms in college, some random guy took it upon himself to write "Meg: NICE ASS!" on my door and included his room number so i could "come see him". ugghh, passs.

While I wouldn't respond positively if that was said to my face, the fact that it was written on my dry erase board was even worse. doublely douchey.

Mine was, "Where's your boyfriend?" I was alone, and this man followed me around the store, asking me that.

"You know you fine, right?"

I don't like that at all.

I had the same pick up line used on me twice in one night, at the same bar. "What do you think about girls with tattoos?" The sad thing is it is a pick up line from "The Pick Up Artist" aka Mystery and was even used on both seasons of the TV show.

BTW I just noticed that on the new format it only says "registered since" instead of our level. I really dislike this new format.

Once, I was going through the drive thru at a fast food place, and when the guy working asked how I was, I responded "Fine, thanks, how are you?" Just trying to be polite...He responded "Better now that you're here" and smiled. Lame.

agreed. i wish we could see each other's levels.

worst pickup line:

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

i just laughed and walked away

Once, this guy grabbed both my hands and proceeded to stare straight in my eyes for 2 uncomfortable minutes in silence.
once that was over with, he looked towards my friend and said, "We know each others' life stories now....she even knows about my shower parties!"

aha definitely a bit on the awkward side.

As I'm walking to work, a balding, 40-something guy asks, "Are you lost?" Uuuugh.

And if I had a dollar every time I heard. . . "Do I know you from somewhere?" Haha. One guy who asked me that had so many tattoos that he had them on his eyelids! I think I'd remember him, you know? That line is very overused.

worst pickup line: " uh...sista....what do you think about Obama being president?" COME ON!!! You couldn't say a thing about my perfect pedi? lol

"Damn girl, you got a big ol' butt!" (ewww)
"Where's yo man at?"

Gross, Only once, a guy said I have a nice smile.

A very fugly man told me he's a big shot in California and told me he could make me a famous model. It was gross and pathetic.

Hmm Worst? I have received the Campbell's Soup one, but the all-time worst was when I was in Rome with some friends in a bar, and a man came up and asked, "How much?" (I was wearing jeans and a turtleneck...so I don't know what gave him that impression).

I have been groped right off the bat. That's worse than any pick up line, and I've gotten the "great ass" or "hot" approach before.
The worst situation has got to be a guy who tried to dance with me at a club who pointed out after i rejected the first time that my friends and I were "all alone", so I said "damn right were alone. Has it ever occured to you that we are alone because we want to and prefer it to dancing with idiots like you?".
Oh and anytime someone asks for my boyfriend I cringe ¬¬.

"how can i get you to say yes?" um, ask if you're bothering me.

The best I've ever gotten was when I was at a friends get together at our favourite pub and I was wearing a shirt that said "Zap" on it. This guy, who must have been in his late 20's decided to come out with "so, who you zappin' tonight?"

Usually though I just get "you caught my eye, buy you a drink?"

I have had a couple of seriously bad ones for example:
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

or

You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you!

ohh or

What the opposite of low?

me: uh high

well hello there

ohh or

What the opposite of low?

me: uh high

well hello there

I'm with Jude C and bluebell. I hate when guys start bragging about their expertise of the Asian culture because they think it'll impress me. "Oh yeah, I studied Chinese for a semester." Yeah? Well you're still not cute.

Clubbing at roxxy one night and a guy proceeds to come up to me, puts his hand on my waist and tries to kiss me right on the spot after saying " Oh, you so beautiful" with an accent. i told him i had a boyfriend ( i really didn't, but it works) but in this incident, he didnt' get the hint. so he leans in for a kiss and says "are you sure?" and i turn my face away and laid a big wet kiss on my cheek. it was so gross!!!

OK this one is NASTY but it is DEFINITELY the worst pick up line (if you can call it that)...

When I was studying abroad in London a (drunk) guy came up to me and said "Hey my friend was wondering what his balls would look like on your chin"

UMMM WHAT???? that was traumatizing

wow there are some crazy ones on here! the weirdest one ever in my experience was at the train stop one day...this guy on the other side of the tracks yelled over to me: hey, 'can i get fifty cents'? I said I didnt have any cash on me, and then he said 'do you smoke weed?' I said not really, and then he said 'can i get your number?' haha i was like seriously? weirdest three questions in a row ever.