You've heard of Spain's annual "Running of the Bulls"? Well, you can't say Americans don't have their own equally disturbing version. How about an event in which shorts and sneaker-clad runners traipse atop Port-O-Potties while onlookers cheer them on by throwing beer bottles at them? Classy! (This is supposed to be during Preakness, the horse-race in Maryland.) Do you see horses? Me neither.