From the crazies who brought you The Obama/McCain danceoff [1], it's Governator Ahh-nuld Schwarzenegger himself as the Songinator! Gospel music, '60s folk songs, German nationalist music — there's nothing this guy won't tackle! (May I request some Kraftwerk and Rammstein?) In any case, because his performance is reminiscent of this character's [2], I fully sympathize with the children who run screaming from the room during his lullaby.