Have you ever been at your computer on a cold, cold night wishing your breasteses [1] were warmer? Now, thanks to Thanko Bust Beauty Heating Pads [2], your boobies will be cold no more! Just plug these babies into a USB port, stick 'em in your bra, and the curved pads will heat up to a toasty — and possibly injury inducing? — 40°C (104°F). I wonder if you could activate them in the frozen-food aisle, too? That would be useful.