Hannibal decides he likes white meat the best.

The only picture of Michael Meyer's at his highschool graduation

*Michael Myers

Jimmy tries to work up the courage to talk to the beautiful Stacey to tell her she should get that mole on her back looked at.

Damien becomes angry when he realizes his prom date has other plans.

Middle school prom night gone wrong. "WTF? Stacy promised she would go to prom with me but dumped me for her lesbian lover!"

charlie was completely frustrated to realize he not only had to compete with the football players for dates but now had to compete with the cheerleaders too.

When Carl could not distinguish his prom date from her twin sister, he was forced to buy them both dinner.

At the FLDS Sadie Hawkin's Dance, Jeb was the odd man out.

This bridesmaid is single and ready to party! Her little brother is very disturbed!

"Here's your one chance Fancy..and that's not the man!"

Carrie's ungifted brother desperately tries to untie the haltertop

The slut, the prom queen and the boy who will kill them both!

The groomsman can't decide whether to tell the groom that Bachelorette's night carried over to the next day, or just kill her.

Michelle was sure Pretty Woman was the answer to her problems with Drake, unfortunately, she forgot to purchase the hooker proper attire.

Reason 17 to Read Care Instructions(CAUTION:Dress may shrink in wash)

A young Rod Blagojevich considers what they would do for a student government seat.

Jan's big sister escorted her on her date to make sure she was not promiscuous, her date was not happy when he found out he was not going to get lucky!

John thought he was paying for a rendezvous with one woman but became frightened when she showed up with her mom!

Little Boy: "I CANNOT believe she WORE my dress!!!" UGH!! That b*tch!!!

Nobody puts baby Frankie in the corner...

Sings: "Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister..."

What not to Wear's Stacy and Clinton have commissioned young Brandon to wack those at prom who have horrible fashion sense. There...he has spotted his next target.

...I'll get you my pretty....

Petey was dissed one too many times and he knew just what to do to with the little pop tart...

(It's a stretch)
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. She replies, "Ours is prettier."

SIGMUND FREUDS' EARLY YRZ...............................

Prom date-trading up.

LOL tinabeena2009! *applauds*

The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe malfunction.

Boy in background: "I told her not to wear that frosty blue eyeshadow, now she'll look like a cheap hooker!"

Girl in light blue dress: "Quick, stand in front of me. Then I'll look less like a cheap slut!"

Girl in dark blue dress: "Oh no, let me guess. Wardrobe malfunction?"

Girl in light blue dress: "Ah, yeah. Sure. That's it. Nice hooker tights, BTW."

Girl in dark blue dress: "Thanks, I just wanted to make my outfit that little bit classier, you know?"

Girl in light blue dress: "Oh, I know. I know."

The good, the bad and the ugly.

The skank, the blonde and the ugly.

hehehe

headline of the Day: Incredible shrinking boy kills 2 with a single rose

The turning point in young Norman Bates life

After teaching Skipper how to really work those immovable joints, Barbie couldnt be prouder, too bad for PJ though Ken gets first dibs.

I could beat them the death with this flower.

They may ignore young Ricky now but he is never going to give them up, let them down, run around or desert them.

Nobody realized Carrie had a brother until it was far too late

James was furious. HE wanted to wear the light blue dress!

Hmmmm.....3-way huh...damn, should have brought toys insted of flowers..

Ugh, I don't have a witty comment. This "traveller" wedding had some great pics though.

One of poor Charlie's many attempts to blow sh!t up with his mind.

At first, nobody thought twice about Joey's obsession with mannequins.

Until the prom, that is.