The porn industry is hurting! With less money to waste, Americans are being forced to look at free Internet porn or seek meaningful relationships. And now, porn industry bigwigs have asked Congress for the same ride given to car manufacturers.
If they're going to make this work, Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt and porn mogul Joe Francis really need to get their stories straight. Francis sees the bailout as necessary to meet the increasing demand for porn. He said, "In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."
Yet Flynt believes it's necessary to stimulate (sorry!) America's sexual appetite. "With all this economic misery and people losing money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind."
Rest assured, bailout or no bailout, the industry is not at risk of collapsing. "But as long as the government is handing out money," Francis said, "we want to be there to take it."
Meanwhile, they await Congress's response.
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1I heard this on the radio while driving home last night. I was laughing so hard I almost had to pull over!
2Wow. Of all the industries in America that are hurting right now, it takes some balls to claim that porn is important enough to warrant a bailout. And how dare anyone seek out meaningful relationships! Don't you people care about the economy at all?!
3I think the porn industry is a dying breed anyway to tell you the truth. There are web sites and I happen to know a couple of couples who have posted their intimate acrobatics on a free web site. Why pay for porn when it's free. That's precisely why Playboys circulation has been consistently shrinking since the early 90's
4Boohoo, now men will have to jack off the old-fashioned way.
5I wonder if people would get together regarding their student loans and ask for bailouts.
6Bella, I'm in! I could use that extra $500/month!
7With websites like YouPorn, why pay for it? =D
8I bet they get something from Congress.
9"That's precisely why Playboys circulation has been consistently shrinking since the early 90's"
Well, can the articles be found online? That's what people really want, right?
10These guys ave a nice sense of humor. They know what they're doing, I doubt they're serious, and it's providing some funny social commentary on the wasteful spending of these govenment bailouts.
11Haha Franky Ava you said jack off...lmao!
12"Why pay for porn when it's free."
Exactly!
13I am truly sorry the porn industry cannot get thier numbers up
14But I dont think a stimulus package would help the limp sales.......
lol Caterpiller!
15Caterpillar! I just spit my coke onto my keyboard! HA HA HA!!!
p.s. Best song ever, BTW.
16This is ridiculous!
17delia, I agree!
18This has got to be a joke. Please tell me this is a joke.
19Amy, do you love it long time
20um, Tia, of course!
21I heard this yesterday...ridiculous!!!!
22I wonder if the porn industry has an official association.
23The "families raising kids" industry needs a bailout too! What about us!
24HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
25Oh come on people are happier when the have more sex, don't you want a happier US. HAHA. this really has to be a joke!
26I guess they could fall under the "too big to fail" classification. That's how the cars and the banks got bailouts. If you can dupe people/lawmakers into believing that we will go into a depression if your industry fails, you get billions of our hard earned money. The porn industry is pretty big. Oprah's enterprise could also be too big to fail. Lets hope she's not in dire straits.
27Yuck and double yuck.
28Oh no! The illegal downloading of Porn is hurting them- and I couldn't care less!
Well,actually I could. I obviously care too much to laugh as hard as I am!
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