Are you a dude with no game? Do ladies in fluorescent bathing suits and sparkly orange lip gloss avoid you like the plague? Well, if I were honest, I'd say this "Flirting With Magic" DVD that claims you'll have babes flocking to your side if you learn magic tricks won't change anything. But since I'm a big fat liar, I will instead suggest that we women absolutely love a man who, in place of conversation, whips out cards and top hats. (Bonus points if he's a bottle blond with a dark mustache.)