There's a special place in my heart for beard-related products, and popular culture appears to have joined in on the lovefest for all things furry faced. Take this Hierarchy of Beards poster [1]. How else are you going to know that at the top of the beard hierarchy, there's the awesomely named "flapwings" beard, or the "chin-muffler." Or how about the "wispy wiggins" or the menacing "meat grinder?" It would be pretty awkward to kiss someone with face fur like this.