Here's one way to make friends and influence enemies! According to the Douche Cards website, if you hand out this card to "the asshole in question," you'll avoid arguments or barroom brawls. And how is formally telling someone in writing that they're a douche going to do that exactly? Maybe I should try it out tonight at my local dive bar.
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...thats funny......imagine a guy thinkin you're givin him your phone #..then he reads that...
2These would be great to have in the car for when a person parks their car way to close to mine. A little under-the-wiper windshield decoration for their effort!
3Quiero!
4lol @ Jessie
Now we know what Spencer Pratt is getting for christmas.
5As a graphic designer and die-hard douche detector, I am kicking myself for not coming up with these.
6this will save me a lot of time and energy.
7Loving it. HA! It's kind of like how people with a British accent can say anything and still sound demure. So it's like telling someone they are a douche with an accent. LOL
8How cool!! Love it!
9must own now
10LOL Mar!!
Its so true
Guy with British accent: You're a wh*re
Me: Your eyes are dreamy
11Me 15 minutes later:Wait? Did he call me a wh*re? Wha?
these would be great to have at work for all of the obnoxious customers!
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